get so drunk i wake up in another country

I thought of the hangover and reconsidered.

So last week I woke up after a crazy night and go figure I was in france, no shit. I woke up at some 3rd rate hotel with some crazy women and had no clue what was going on. I remember about ten minutes of the flight and can’t believe I spent 600 dollars for a flight to france drunk.

FYI: Don’t do it, but it was crazy and took a week of phone calls to get the money to get back!!!

am replacing this goal with get so drunk i wake up in another statre cause considering i live in australia its a little easier and also safer because wherever i wake up i know they´ll speak english and i will beable to get home without having to worry about whether i still have my tickets, money and passport.

Going on a european pub crawl experience 2010 cant wait baby

Well I live on an big island called New Zealand in the middle of the south pacific So unless i can swim like ive never swum before while drunk or rack up some impressive criminal charges I dont see it happening anytime soon =(

Je suis trying hard, but the only thing I accomplished till now is a dirty car door.

hmmm, sorry. just reporting.

Augh, it just came to me: last gigantic-group-alcohol-feast someone kept screaming “Let´s go to Uruguai to get some fucking parrillada”.

Nobody took him seriously.

Parrillada is good, thou. google it.

I got drunk in Riverside, California, and awoke in TJ, Mexico; so we are talking less than 100 miles here. I have since learned that I am prone to do stupid things without the help of alcohol, but drinking makes it a certainty.

Heck, that was some night, woke up in Germany when I had started in Bahrain in the Gulf!

I live near Scotland so…
Drink a lot of spirits on border of Scotland, shall wake up in Scotland…