Tell the next Jehovahs witness to come to your door about a great spaghetti monster

I’m always getting Jehovahs Witnesses coming at my door (There’s a church down the block). Some of them are nice, though, and I don’t have the heart to tell them about the Great Spaghetti Monster.

I’d love to… but normally they ring downstairs at the door of the nice family giving us this cheap flat. Poor ones, but after that they won’t ring us upstairs too. Maybe they already told them about the GSM?

But, alas – no Jehovah’s witnesses have visited :(

Perhaps GSM’s tentacles have been at work!

Why do so many people fall for religious nonsense? Except, of course, if it’s the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

I can’t believe it. I have had no LDS or JoHos knockin on my door for at least a month. Where are these people when you WANT to talk to them?
I seriously want to see the look on thier face when I utter the words, “I’ve been touched by his noodly appendage”.
My prediction is the JoHos will just run, and the LDS will try to convince me that the FSM was actually a reincarnation of Christ.
I am so depressed that they haven’t come, I would even settle for a Scientologist right now…

Ah, yes… my most secret desire….

Katrina… your 1001 list rocks. When I hit this one I damn near fell out of my chair.