Get a vibrator.

Hahaha this is so worth doing it’s ridiculous, especially when you have a high sex drive, yo! I recommend getting one that plugs into a wall, because if you get one that is battery-powered it’s a pain in the ass because it:
a.) Guzzles batteries
b.) Breaks easily
c.) As the batteries lose energy, the vibrations get weaker and weaker until you are basically running on arousal.
So if you get a battery vibrator, definitely buy a SUPERPACK of batteries, haha! It is very frustrating if your buddy is dead and you are in the mood.
And also, if you buy a vibrator, I recommend also buying a dildo.

he got one for me!!
what a surprise!!
used it only once but…. wow!!

I just ordered one off the internet, it should be here in about a week. I’m excited and curious!

yup.
Totally worth it.
tootimid.com

Playing with a dildo can be very pleasing. But don’t forget the vibrator which combines the dildo with a flashy rythm.

If all else fails, an electric toothbrush will work!

it is small black and waterproof. i’ll name it tux

Vibrators can be a lot of fun. My wife and I used to use them more often.

We had two that had remote controls that I could turn on and off or increase or decrease the vibration level. One was about the size of a chicken egg and fit nicely in her pussy. The other was about two inches long and about 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch in diameter and fit very nicely in her anus.

We took a drive up to the Napa Valley with the toys in place. My wife was rather exhausted and relaxed when we got there. Because the remotes had wires going into her body we had to take them out before our wine tasting. We put the toys back for the drive home and had to pull off on a darkened side street to have a quick one before getting home. It was an enjoyably intense day.

Honestly. If you can’t please yourself how can you expect someone else to. I’m a rampant advocate for the vibrator and have taken many friends to buy their first one. Take accountability for your own sexual health!

BUY AT LEAST ONE!
(then give them all really silly names like Dr. Bluesalot!)

Now the proud owner of a Rampant Rabbit Elite.. and all i can say is OMG! lol