hit a bug with my car

they get all over your windshield and bug guts are sticky so you have to wash your entire car to get them off.

When I was driving down to South Carolina a few weeks ago, I was on some road, I think it was probably 95, and I was doing 100 mph. I turned to my friend and said, “This is what 100 feels like.”

As soon as I said that, without missing a beat, a HUGE some kinda big bug hit my windshield, and left like a 4 inch streak of yellow. The timing couldn’t have been better.

I told some friends when we’d gotten down there, and one friend said, “Wow. Do you know what the last thing is that went through that bug’s head? His ass.”

and I bet that bug won’t have the guts to do that again… ever