send a christmas card to Santa Claus

I would kindly asked Santa that he take me to a trip around the world in his sledge. I would be kind of his helper. I would give the requested gifts to children, but first of all, I will travel!
A good joke on this theme.
A boy wrote a card to Santa, where he was asking skates, sledge and a plush bear. The postmen got this letter and they had a pity to the child. They understood it would never reach the addressee’s place, so they gathered money from all the working staff, but bought him just skates, so at least something. Little boy recieved the gift and, as a kind boy, he wrote back to Santa to express thanks. So he wrote: Dear Santa, thank you very much for the gift. It was my dream till I remember myself. Unfortunately I received just skates, as those f..ing postmen took my other gifts.

I did it when I was 12, read in the newspaper when i was still at boarding school in England that we could send a card to Santa! And that’s what I did! And guess what, I indeed got a reply from Greenland :)