This is something I’d like to do. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do. Let me be clear, though: Gnomes only.
I wouldn’t want any other mythical creature. A dragon would roast me, a unicorn would gut me, and things like elves would probably reverse the spell and make me their butler. I choose a gnome because they’re small and defenseless, and they’ve got no way to “overthrow” me. I’ve known other people to ask for Dwarves or Trolls, but Drarves have axes and Trolls are just too evil for me. Indeed, I’d pick a Gnome, and I don’t think there’s anything else I’d consider.
Even so, I’d have to admit, the odds of this happening any time soon are slim to none. One day, when Gnome Science (get it? Gnomes? i.e. those things made up of genes? hehe) can create one of these from nothing, You’d better believe I’m a buyer, but like I said, I don’t see that happening any time in the next 10 or 15 years. Likely not before I’m 40. And my hope is that, when I’m 40, I can afford a human butler.
