stop banging my left elbow against every hard surface in the world!

if it’s my right knee that now bears the brunt of my clumsiness? i’ve just moved from a tiny SF studio to a fairly large pittsburgh flat, and the generous doorway allowances have really eased my rough treatment of my elbows, but new chairs and tables have confounded my ability to protect my knees.

oh yeah, banged it REAL hard on the washing machine at the laundromat. *&#$%!!! STILL NOT DOING WELL ON THIS ONE!! and why is it my LEFT elbow, when i am right-handed??

perpetually bruised on the left elbow. i seem to like to twirl my hair around with one finger on the left hand while walking thru (into) the doorway. yeah, that’s getting old.

i am constantly bruised on my left elbow. i cannot communicate how annoyed at am at myself for what sounds like such a trivial flaw, but i swear, i have never known anyone else who does this with the frequency i do! desks, tables, door jambs, doors, bathroom stall walls, all are fair game for my left elbow. ugh. it makes me feel sloppy and absent-minded.