Have cybernetic implants

I am so waiting for the day when cybernetic implants for limbs are a possibility. As I get older all of the things that I do cause so much stress on my joint and my body does not heal the same anymore that I fear I will be using a walker before I am 50. And being as stubborn as I am I will not stop these activities that I love so much.
Now if I had a cybornetic leg or just an ankle and foot. Man that would be cool.

One day…

I’d love to be a librarian someday, and how cool would it be to access the card catalog from your own head? Or to be able to have mechanical finger extensions so that you could type at 300 WPM?

While the idea of surgery scares me a little, especially for such trivial untested things, the idea of improving one’s senses sounds so cool to me. I’ve heard of people who got a gold plated neodymium magnet implanted in their finger next to their nerves, and now they can feel electrical fields and tell you if a wire is hot. Also, I’ve been following up on people who implanted RFID tags in their arm and then programmed everything in their house (and in some cases their cars) to work by waving an arm over a sensor. While this isn’t exactly enhancing a sense, it is still pretty cool (albeit unsecured, RFID tags are easily hacked.) My number one goal, however is to have a near perfect memory with the aid of technology. I hope to accomplish this by having a POV camera capture what I see and hear in real time, and have the audio translated to time-tagged text using “Dragon Naturally Speaking 9” software. This way I could recall anything, and would have perfect evidence in any conflict of what actually happened. I have found one company which does this at last! Starnex sells products that do this, but it is still relatively new, and while not absurdly expensiove ($300-$400) it is still too much for my humble means.

I think it would be nice but there are few things on my mind the hole Logan/Wolverine type implants are impossible because the blades can’t go thru your arm its organnic.Second the blades to be efective they must be at least 25 cm your fist is only il continue later

http://tagged.kaos.gen.nz is a bunch of forums of people who have gotten RFID chips implanted. This, I figure, is my first step in becoming completely cybernetic. The first thing I plan is to get a chip like this, that will open my doors and car.

The possibilities are endless. I think it would be awesome to be able to store, process, and recall information like a computer. As Clango Cyclotron once said, “I can process over 10,000 boobies a second!” Actually, I’m not 100% sure about the number. If I had cybernetic implants, I would be. A lot of boobies!

Cmon… how cool would augmented vision be? Augs like JC Denton of Deus Ex …