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But only for pets in the USA!
http://www.vet-stem.com/smallanimal/ 4 years ago
Shop for Fun is an online fashion game where you build a dream wardrobe and create outfits to win Amazon gift certificates.
But only for pets in the USA!
http://www.vet-stem.com/smallanimal/ 4 years ago
This sad Mormon family has donated ALL ($50,000.00) of their saving to outlaw same sex marriage in California. Why would they do that I wonder? Why risk the family over something that clearly doesn’t effect them?
Well, odds are with 5 sons, at least one is gay. (Scientifically, the number of older brother you have the more likely a son is a homosexual.) So they are sacrificing their family’s financial security in an attempt to ‘cure’ him.
So can you pick the gay one(s)?
PS Here is the rest of this article about these sadly misguided people:
...That’s why the Pattersons recently made a huge financial sacrifice – they withdrew $50,000 from their savings and donated it to the Yes on Proposition 8 campaign, the ballot measure that seeks to ban same-sex marriage…. 4 years ago
OH, good I was wondering about the oceans…
Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As ‘Abomination’ By Clergy
An elderly man lay in his death bed. Expecting to die at any moment, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Oatmeal Raisin cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with super human effort forced himself down the stairs,gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite Oatmeal Raisin cookies. Was he in heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
With one great and final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous smell of the cookie was seemingly bringing him back to life.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. ‘Stay out of those,’ she said, ‘they’re for the funeral.’ 4 years ago
Well, before what ever it is attacks us!
I’ll try to hold it off with my crying, it’s too late for me – save yourselves!
I know I haven’t posted in a long while.
Been busy working on other things. You can see a picture here that makes me REALLY happy!
but still a cute story:
“Rabbit adopts kittens” 5 years ago
Nobody has to worry about Blonds taking over the world with this spokes model.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/53890/ 5 years ago
Wow! Take a look at that image. Yes, it’s a real place, and yes, it looks crazy crowded – just buildings covering a tiny little island.
Doesn’t it look like a sim city game gone amuck?
It’s Malé, the capital of the Maldives. 5 years ago
Gosh, from the media here one get’s the idea that the entire country of Australia, birthplace of Rupert Murdock media monster, believe every piece of propaganda out of Washington.
Wow, I was delightfully surprised by this (might not be safe for work.)
http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/3942 5 years ago
I’ve always wondered why people protested gays in the military. Especially, the bigoted christens. I figured if you hate someone, wouldn’t you want to send them to war?
But this General sheds light on the truth way homosexual men and women are not permitted to be in the military:
I like ‘inspecting the carrot’.
http://www.bored-todeath.com/?p=846 5 years ago
Iran Guards Against Gay Invasion
TEHRAN, Iran (CAP) – President Bush today signed off on a plan to send analysts from the Department of Homeland Security to Iran for several weeks to assist in the implementation of a color-coded advisory system. While the United States uses such a system to alert its citizens to potential terrorist threats, the Iranians will be utilizing the technology for a different purpose.
(see the link for the rest) 5 years ago
Now, if I had been drinking Pepsi this definitely would have gone out my nose.
It’s funny, and sort of sneaks up on you, especially if you have lived under the tyranny of insipid religious monsters that call themselves christians. (which is basically everyone in the USA and anyplace they invade.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lp0umBVWSk 5 years ago
Not only tiny ones as the name suggest. This site includes all sorts of pineapple anything.
Now, those of you that know I just returned from Hawaii may see my sudden interest in pineapples as just a passing fad. But those of you that have known me for a while, might remember my childhood attempts to grow a pineapple top. One that finally succeed a year or two before going off to college.
Then I became an expert at growing pineapple tops. In my previous wonderfully large, bright and spacious apartment I had 7 growing to fairly large sizes. Then, when I moved into my current location, they didn’t get enough light, and my bunny decided that the plants are most tasty. So they became ‘recycled’ by the rabbit.
Now, Mr. Leo-the-Rabbit™ does not show any interest in eating any part of a pineapple, much less the fibrous leaves. So I’m back to starting all the tops of all the pineapples I get.
I might even plant one where some people continue to walk, right outside my window, after asking them politely, not to walk there. Pineapple plants have pointy sharp leaves that can be very persuasive.
Anyway, enjoy the pineapples!
http://www.tinypineapple.com/gallery/ 5 years ago
Doesn’t this seem like one of the most fun ‘adult toys’ you could get?
Imagine zooming around in it.
This is too cool! Who wants to add to the ‘Zappykins needs a flying car’ Fund?
I’ll take you for a ride in it!
This looks just like my friend Larry’s brother, if he had a gay brother that lived in NYC who made cakes.
No, I’m all for good food, so I’m with him there. But then, there’s that point where you go to far?
And you keep going…
You must watch until the BIG SURPRIZE at 3:02!
PS If you can’t stand it, you can jump ahead to 3:02.
This one really got me for a moment. I can understand the guys frustration, but wow.
You’ll have to see for yourself and watch it to the end.
(I did notice it’s all one L O N G take, that’s rather impressive.) 5 years ago
Is your husband hot?
Don’t let him get too hot…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2pmOQfIqUQ 5 years ago
Ok, I really had to debate putting this on up here. It really is for adults only, and really is terribly funny. (Utube does an adult check.)
Plus it is an important Pubic Service Announcement.
So I appoligise if this offends some of you, just click and move on. The rest of you, grab a diet Dr. Pepper, kick back, and laugh till it comes out of your nose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVII2e3UWyo 5 years ago
If this doesn’t bring a tear to your eye. Then see a doctor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp7Uc5a_XRE 5 years ago
I was wondering how long till we get kids turing in their parents. I guess it’s time now!
If you want to make sure that your parents aren’t terrorists, follow this simple checklist, and ask yourself if your parents do any of these things:
The Darn DEA is attacking the poor little medicinal marijuana clinics in California again. Only this time, they are going after the landlords of the clinics threatening to arrest them if they don’t kick out their tenants.
Is that really something they should be wasting our tax dollars on?
Anyway, I found this funny picture of an ‘off duty’ DEA official. Funny how the people that yell the loudest are always the best ones to catch:
I almost want a telemarketer to call just so I can try this out on them. This is the best method of dealing with them ever.
Now, you out of the USA might not appreciate how we were, until recently, plagued by telemarketer. And they were almost as annoying as mosquitoes, gnats and fox news anchors combined. They would constantly harass people at all hours of the day and night, were rude, and sometimes even scary and threatening.
Now, I realize they are just the sad little pawns of large corporations. I’m a little less sympathetic when I remember, nobody forced them to take the job.
This is the most wonderful way to give them a taste of their own medicine:
I’m a bit of a fan of the ‘Buffy Brothers’ show.
It’s a take off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, here’s a new take on the show.
Grab your feathers, time to dance, sing and Twirl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zdqRLxvoDw 5 years ago
A letter that an Iowa resident sent to his senator
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC 20510
Dear Senator Harkin:
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I’m excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as “instate” tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver’s license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.
Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent
Burlington , IA
Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great offer!!!! 5 years ago
When you are REALLY MAD at those darn Gummie Bears, watch this.
It will make you feel better:
Well, you got to have it to this guy, it’s funny, and does make a good point.