Learn how to inject caffine straight into the bloodstream

As I have given up my beloved {{{Caffeine}}}}, (and Lord Knows how much I loved it), being that it was my one and only vice, I see very dark days ahead of me, and neighbourhood children should be afraid._{very afraid}

It hurts, it hurts real bad.

This ones for you! :)

Just came across this picture, which is pretty much what I had in mind for this goal…now , all I need is to get a patent , a couple prototypes made up , and a few good humoured , willing volunteers…put me on the top of the list “Please And Thank You!”

I know I would be making this world a better place, if only I knew how to do this!!! I mean if we can send people up into space… surely there must be a way of injecting caffine into bitchy people in the morning ,(myself included in that group),it makes me giddy just thinking about it !!!! I cling to the hope,.... I know it could be possible if I could only invent a machine that would enable me to shrink my extra large coffee mug so that I could jam it straight into my jugular vein upon waking… I know it would save lives. (And no, by the way, this is not me enjoying my morning coffee, but I think this gal likes it just as much as I do)