Change my voicemail greeting

Never was a fan of leaving (my) voice messages.
In fact, my current greeting was me garbling “Leeeave a messugh!”
So I mosied on over to a wav site that Ru suggested in her previous entry.
There were some er, lovely Austin Powers or Columbo greetings, or I could choose a Jimmy Stewart (or Dana Carvey?) or Shirley Temple.

Perfect.

Ha

There have been singing 70’s Oompa Loompas backing up my outgoing message for far too long. Time for something new… but what? (strokes chin thoughtfully)

I’m unable to take your call right now so please leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.