take over the universe

The universe is a restrained, continuum of dimensions which contribute to it’s own existence. The mind is the gateway of our universe and the infinite. We can only perceive that which we have experienced, and therefore all that we can conceive is also a possibility, and a definite fact somewhere in this universe. Through the power of the mind one can unite with its philosophy, and enter the gateway to the subconscious of the universe, (that which is the guiding point of all conscious actions, under the power of God’s guidance which is free will for all humans.)

All you take over the world guys need to turn your eyes to the heavens. I mean for gods sakes what good does ruling over Earth do you when an alien armada shows up, turns our brains into delicious pudding and makes us watch reruns of terrible reality dating shows. Everybody knows aliens like pudding and reality tv; that’s why I’m stockpiling all the chocolate and vanilla swirl pudding I can and I tivo’d all reality t.v., forever. It’ll just be me and those guys at Hunts on the spaceship kickin it while ya’ll get no pudding, unless you eat your brains. Mwahahahahaha

Mwwwahaahhaahaaahaa!

how hard would this be?!

Well im the master of my own universe! well on sim city any way…. :P

Of couse I have to do all my 43 things first…

Ever since I was a little kid, I’ve always wanted to be known as JEFFY: MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

There are various, rather large, obstacles from preventing me from doing this:
1) Interstellar travel: ya just can’t take over the universe with pitifil slower than light travel. I’ll need hyperspeed, c^2 or faster to account for the expansion of the universe.
2) If the universe is truly infinite, this will take an infinite amount of time. There has to be an infinte lives cheat here somewhere. Better check gamefaqs.com.
3) College degree, apparantly you need a college degree to do this as well.

Once I do away with these obstacles, all clear sailing from there.

Such a large goal shall keep me striving for the best till the very end ;). I’ll keep everyone informed of my progress.

So far the only thing I am a master of is my own forgetfulness.
Progress: 1E(-100000000000000000000)%