go to a strip bar

most of the girls were ugly, teetering on tacky shoes, and couldn’t even dance.

the girl who gave me lapdance was saving up to become a Vet!! and she was amazingly hot, i complimented her and felt no shame what so ever. then again she took 10 pounds of my cash for three minutes work. so there. i’m sure some of them are horrible but mine was LOVELY! ps i’m not obbsessed or anything, i’ve not been back since and it was about 2 years ago.

whats better than a bunch of titties…

I went to my first strip club called “Eden’s Garden,” on Broadway in San Francisco. One of the strippers there, turned out to go to my old catholic school, back in the day. It was weird seeing her give strange guys lap dances while talking to me about plaid uniforms and how strict they used to be in the curriculum. It’s just really sad. Not fun for me at all. But at least I could say that I’ve been.

I went to a strip bar and won a poster by knocking it out from between the chicks tits with a loonie! it was fun…

I don’t like going, but I’ll go if a friend wants to.

exciting and awesome