How I did it: I'm not a fan of Jerry Bruckheimer movies especially those made after his producing partner Don Simpson shuffled off the mortal coil. Pretty much every movie he's produced post 1990 has been a cinematic abortion full of terrible acting, terrible writing and 90% of the time, Nic Cage.
So when Coyote Ugly came around my male instincts took over and I thought how bad can a film about women dancing on a bar be?
Well I should of trusted my instincts, as usual is was a Bruckheimer nightmare. Mindboggling nonsense loosely threaded together with some soap opera dialogue.
I'll file Coyote Ugly away in the 'movies to forget' pile and stick to classic movies like Kangaroo Jack...... 'sorry what's that you say? Kangaroo Jack is a Bruckheimer movie? NOOOOOOOOOOO' Read how I did it… 3 years ago