Get my feet sandal-ready before my vacation

It hasn’t improved the overall appearance of my feet that I nearly amputated my big toe this week when a coffee mug came crashing down the kitchen counter. How characteristic. But my toe survived and my feet look better after three weeks of pampering and scrubbing and oiling and staring at them.

I don’t even know where any of my sandals are. Have they survived last summer?

between the sun, salt, chlorine and sand they got all icky anyway. oh well.

Ugh my feet are HOOVES. Scrub scrub scrub.