do naughty things and revel in lasciviousness

i did something really naughty last night and i loved it,it made me feel alive,excited and i want to do it again,thank you John!! you are sooooooooooo good to me.

I’m taking him for a short bike ride to the cornfields down the path. I’m bringing a blanket in my backpack. I’ve always wanted to make love in a cornfield in the day time, so that’s what my surprise plan is for him. Luckily, G is adventurous and up for anything…ha ha. I’m hoping they haven’t harvested the corn in the field yet. Ooooooooo Baby!

Little Italy

G and I are going to build a snow fort in the backyard (there are hedges all around it, so it’s very private) and make out in it on a snowy, winter night. It’s not really naughty, but it’s outdoors, and outdoors is always a little risky. I already built a fort out of blankets and lawn chairs last summer, and that was amazing! I’ve never made out in the snow before.

There’s a wonderful chocolate orange sauce that comes with a calligraphy pen for drawing on your partner’s sexy naked body. New Year’s at the stroke of midnight is still a delicious memory.

too many to name

G lives a few blocks from a golf course, so when the moon was full, we grabbed a blanket and headed for the greens. The expanse of carpet-like grass, the open skies above with a great view of the stars and moon, and no one around….because who else would be traipsing around on a golf course at midnight? It was wonderfully delicious.

G and I attended my friend’s wedding at a lake resort, and during the wee hours of the reception, we wandered off down the dock and out to the boats. The night was clear, full of stars, and the air was cool and damp. There was a boat, owned by the resort, that had padded benches, and we ended up making love on it…and suddenly, someone on the lake lit fireworks and it was the most magical, spontaneous, slightly naughty but beautiful thing…celebrating love and lust on the eve of a good friend’s union with her man.

G and I drove back to the college parking lot late last night to get my car,
after we had watched a friend of mine perform in his band at a bar,
the parking lot was empty, except for just a few cars that were scattered,
so it seemed a perfect opportunity to make out and we thought it wouldn’t matter.
it felt like high school and we were giddy and pleased with our naughty little meeting,
but a college patrol van came along, so our tryst it was fleeting,
we couldn’t stop laughing as we told ourselves “wouldn’t you know?!”
it was obvious what we were up to and we were told we should go. :)

G had a Coffee Crisp at his house that he was saving to bring to work. He doesn’t often buy them, even though he loves them…we’re both chocoholics, so I teased him with an email that I was going to drive to his house and take it. He emailed back and said I was too late, he already had taken it to work. I could tell he was fibbing, so I drove out to his house and sure enough, the precious Coffee Crisp was still on his counter. I unwrapped it and left the empty wrapper with a note that said “Boo Hoo. You lose. Precious. Precious Coffee Crisp. Bee-yoo-tee-ful Coffee Crisp! Yum. Yum…..snarf!” Then I ate it on the way home and emailed him “Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaaa. Mwwwaaaaaahhhhhh ha. ha.” Go to my goal “Never EVER Grow Up” for the next Coffee Crisp installment.