This is a Veggie Tales song, and I used to love it when I was a little kid. So I just think it would be cool to be able to say I have done everything in that song and therefore I am not a pirate who doesn’t do anything. Too bad some of the stuff I probly wouldn’t ever do…
Here is a list of stuff I have done so far:
Been to Denver
Gone sailing
Kissed a chipmunk
Gotten headlice
Sniffed a stink bug (unintentionally)
Here is a list of stuff I still need to do:
Go to Greenland
Bury treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul
Go to Moscow
Go to Tampa
Go to Boston in the fall
Hoist a mainstay
Swab the poop deck
Veer to starboard
Walk the gang plank
Own a parrot
Get good at ping pong
Throw my mashed potatoes up against a wall
Lick a sparkplug
Paint daisies on a big red rubber ball
Bathe in yogurt
I’m not really sure if I look good in leggings or not. I don’t own any so I can’t put them on to see. Haha wow this has got to be the coolest thing ever.
