play strip physics with seven marmots

...what is ‘strip physics’?

Is it the game where we remove all physics until all that we are left with is metaphysics?

Or do we put physics through a paper shredder? Better yet, do we let marmots scratch physics with their hideous claws (or the lawyer marmots with their hideous clause)...

Or playing physics on the tarmac at an airport?

Or on the main road in Vegas?

And if you win, do you get a quark on your charm bracelet? Or down quarks to fill your pillow? If you win seven times when soda is the prize….

Bah, it’s all relative. Yes, I’m strange but that’s just one of my quarks.

Is it required to have credentials to play this game? Recently I found that I was lactose AND marmot intolerant. Will that be an issue?

but I warn you – I’ve had two semesters of physics and I wear a lot of clothes.

There are many kinds of marmots. They wash their little chubby cheeks in a marmot basin. If they’re Heisenberg marmots, we’ll never really know if they’re there unless we look.

there’s still only ONE person doing this! It’s such a great goal! So universal!