take out my anger on everyone else (and be selfish and bitchy in the process) in my pants, or maybe just WITH SCIENCE (with ASPCA approval for no marmot kicking)

Giving more is the real answer.

he is my anger idol

the Cheer Demon! I’ve received enough cheers today to wallpaper my bedroom with them, and the Cheer Demon still won’t allow me to give a cheer to one single person. Is there no justice?

I expect the Cheer Demon to give me MORE cheers than anyone else (okay, there’s the selfish) because I deserve it (and there’s the bitchy!)

If the Cheer Demon doesn’t comply, and promptly, it may just find itself being visited by some nice friendly hydrochloric acid (science) IN MY PANTS!!!!