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Become underwear designer to destroy the conspiracy of flatchested women


 

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    suitable bikini 3 years ago

    Hooray,

    After searching for days I’ve managed to find a pretty bikini big enough for my tits :-) And 10% of the sales will go to water aid project in India. I’m only planning to be a underwear designer for now so I need to find a solution for between now and launching of my collection.

    I’m rather amazed that I could actually find a bikini from H&M…
    I saw other nice ones too but I’m not going to pay 300CHF for bikini – EVER



    Bikini's 3 years ago

    Now that I’m thinking of this I’ll expand my range to bikini’s too. It’s impossible to find anything nice – Why are they only making underwired cups with tropical flowers – that makes you look even bustier, like some mamma who has given birth to 15 children. Why not triangle bikinis – just a bit more fabric in them. Would be cheaper too!



    Pretty bra for big tits 3 years ago

    I’m bored of paying 2-3 times more money for my bra than all the stick insects. Or if there’s something regular priced it’s a hideous, stuck to the 50s, one with one meter wide padded straps and sugar cone shaped cups, byäääääh. It’s conspiracy of flatchested women and chauvinistic male designers to make large breasted women feel them selves bad. Down with granny bra!

    My range of underwear will be absolutely beautiful and will only start from D cup (well, perhaps I’ll pity the A-D cupped and will design some powder coloured underwear for them with cotton pads for stuffing).

    There won’t be a one single g-string in my collection either (if someone wants to floss their bum holes looking like cheap trash they can do it with H&M panties)




     

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