meet an eskimo

Especially Inuit from Greenland…!

This isn’t something I’m putting a great deal of effort into. I’m more hoping an eskimo will meet me.

last year I met a lady named Rhoda. She said she was an Eskimo and grew up on a reservation near Fairbanks. She told me all about herself while we waited for our buses. Nice lady.

That Eskimo’s are hard to find. The little bastards hide in igloo’s and under whale skins. I’ll keep hunting for them though.

Rat bastard says so!!!

He’s never met an Eskimo that he didn’t like… roasted or deep fried. RB enjoys the sizzle that their fat creates over an open fire.

Rat Bastard Says So!!!

This is because when I was little I didn’t believe in eskimos. I only realised they weren’t a fairy-tale type creation when I was about er 15. It’s funny how long things can stay with you when you never question them!