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15 months ago
believe it or not, george isn’t at home
please leave a message at the beep
i must be out, or i’d pick up the phone
wheeere could iiii be?
believe it or not, i’m not home
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Marvin
16 months ago
Hello. This is Marvin the answering machine, , and I’m SO depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don’t talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, God how I hate that beep, it’s so cheery sounding.
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2 years ago
I’ve got one of these. A computerized voice answers and says “Hello, you have reached David Lee, who is doing more important things, than talking to you. Please leave a message, and he will get back to you, when he feels like it.”
Untitled
3 years ago
The one I have right now says. “Hi, you’ve reached Mary’s voicemail. Now remember the sexier the message the faster I’ll get back to you. Thank you for calling and have a great day.” I get everything from sexy messages, not so sexy messages, nervous stuttering, but it always makes people laugh.
My mobile answer machine message
3 years ago
I’ve had the same one for ages now, I think it’s funny. It starts with “Guns N’ Roses – Sweet Child O’ Mine” playing loudly, then you hear me shouting “Hello? What? I can’t hear you! Speak up! I’m listening to Guns N’ Roses!” and then some more of the track plays. Anyone who’s ever heard it thinks the phone has been picked up, which of course you would think!
