live in the British Museum

Right next to the small display of Trojan artifacts, if you please. I could be, like, the crazy nerd who lived in the museum and lovingly dusted all the artifacts at night; they could pay me for my services in delicious ale and perhaps the occasional packet of Twiglets. Wouldn’t that be cozy and delightful?? The Phantom of the Opera’s got NOTHING on the Museum Dork!