I really want to sit in orbit and watch the world rotate for 24 hours but that probably isn’t going to be possible during my lifetime, so going into space on Virgin Galactic will have to do! Now, where did I leave that £100k?
How to travel into space
How I did it: It's called a speedball children. First, get a CLEAN needle and fix it onto a plunger. Next, mix yourself a generous quantity of cocaine and heroin (a little oxycontin doesn't hurt either). Then stick the spike into a fat vein.....Lastly, sit back and close your eyes cause it only takes seconds for you to be in space. SNOOGINS!!
Lessons & tips: Make sure the needle is mostly clean. Don't try for a vein thats not there. Make sure not to fully overdose.... a slight od is cool though
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I’m a sf nut. I’ve been reading about space for as long as I can remember. I’d love to go there. By the time I’m in my 40s or 50s, I expect it to be affordable, so I’ll have to wait, but I know it’s not an impossible dream.
intothebreach Did not fall off the face of the earth, but came close
Hi, I would absolutly love to travel into space! Because as a kid I was rased on star wars. Everytime I got sick, or had nothing to do, or wanted some good entertainment, I would watch Star Wars. Ever sence then I have always dreamed of going to other worlds and metting new species of intelligetns (Ha,Ha, I misspeled intelligents how ironic!). So traving to space is a great Idea.
definately want to travel into space atleast once before i die. it’s expensive now but hopefully in several years it won’t be so expensive. just to be able to look down at earth from space. what an experience that would be.. being weightless would be kind of cool. you can already do that without leaving the planet. will be trying this soon.
Experience weightlessness and see the stars without all the lights and atmosphere obscuring them
Is space really such a big deal? I mean, isn’t it just a huge void? I would like to see for myself someday.
Well, I hear they are close to making this possible… Now, if they can only get close to making it AFFORDABLE



