Shave my head and grow a beard

Or you could grow a beard and shave your head.

Just do it. :P

I have a nice little goatee now. Maybe my next haircut will involve clippers and no guard.

Actually, I probably won’t do this for a while.

My next hairstyle that I’d like to try will involve growing it out for a year or so.

That’s the whole problem with hair—you can only change to a style that’s shorter than the one you have currently!

not you kirsten