SHAMELESSLY BEG FOR A MAGAZINE COVER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. And ... a spork not colored black or white.

Got the Hasselhoff-covered magazine in the mail today. Either wigs were a big thing in the 70’s, or soap opera fans then were prone to baldness. There are SIX ads for wigs in this magazine.

It’s so retro, I wish I could keep it. Ah well. Off to the scavenger hunt box it goes. 5 years ago

A spork in a different color than black or white. (Must have been manufactured in the color, can’t be painted.)

A coupon for Spam. (Must be clipped out from a newspaper or circular, can’t be printed out.)

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It’s for a scavenger hunt. (Really.) If you have, or know of any way to obtain, any of the following magazines, let me know and I’ll … give you a share of the loot. Or something.

English-language:

(UK) Hello Magazine, August 17, 2004
(UK) Weekend Magazine, July 17, 2004

German:

Frauenblatt, May 2004

Okay, I’m going to go crawl under a rock now. 5 years ago