keep a list of the fascinating subject lines of the spam I receive

almost toothpick

miserly dolphin
outer insurance agent
worldly briar patch
womanly onlooker

purple tripod – as opposed to the boring black and silver kind
psychotic bubble bath

overripe tornado

hypnotic football team – I wanna see them play

hypnotic tenor
gingerly waif

proverbial avocado pit – this one is waiting for a short story to be written about it
strawberry-blonde razor blade – wtf?!?
salty gypsy – a new flavour of crisps?
mysterious reactor – a James Bond movie, or, for insiders: the reactor incident in Terry Pratchett’s “Good Omens”
college-educated hand – no comment

gas pedal ID card
unmistakably
joyrider idiomatic
AWOL gash
rejoicing
structural exactly
full-scale sufferer
blank mannerism
tune-up

And from my good friend Mikey:

hallucination nursery
disregard flip out

I think that’s my favourite so far.

Also:

Rollicking shrill – you imbecile, it kills those who get in the way!

Gofer

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