go to a cat-show on a date!

I believe that a cat show would be the ultimate in excitement for a date, maybe even a first date. If a guy could appreciate the irony of a cat show AND truly appreciate how pretty/ugly the cats are AND be able to poke subtle fun at the cat ladies right in front of them while being able to distinguish me with my kitten obsession from the cat ladies (obvious difference guys) then it would definitely be the sexiest date I’ve ever been on, we would probably come back home and watch ET porn.