Look for opportunities to say dramatic lines like, "You'll live to regret this" or "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoyo. You killed my father! Prepare to die."

I made a new message on my answer machine today. It was a replay of the AT&T Commercial with one small twist. “Bing. Hi, Jessica’s phone here. She’s not going to answer because…blah blah…For the best coverage switch to ‘I’m a firin’ ma lazer, BlaaAHHHHH!’ More bars in more places.” It’s pretty snazzy.

... And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

I love saying completely random things, and the aftermath when a person gives me that look(o.0) and says “Okay then…” Today, I wore a paper hat that my friend made for me out of a school flier. It was fun because people were all staring at me with one of those ‘Wow, she’s stupid’ looks. It’s so much fun though! Some people just don’t understand that it’s nice to really Live in the moment.

excellent film

and I managed to see the bit when he says

“Hello, my name is Indigo Montoyo. You killed my father! Prepare to die.”

and I said it with him so I think I can say that this one is done!

Note to self…see if I can secure a copy of Princess Bride

come from Monty Python…

over and over again one morning as I attempted to wake up my 16 yo son for school. I found it quite amusing.

For some reason, he didn’t ;)

now there are three of us.

you know the movie zoolander? well i want to walk up to something and exclaim “what is this?!!! A CENTER FOR ANTS!?”and then smash the object of my resentment to the floor, look at whoever is present with a disgusted look, turn and walk away.

ha ha. ok so its not saying anything, but my friend was housitting and the three carp in the pond died. i told him to first, buy three new fish that look nothing like the old carp, such as goldfish. then act like nothing happened when they come home.then i told him if he wanted to be really funny he could also buy three large fish (dead ones) at the grocery store, and also be frying them up when they came home. i hope he does it. i think i’ll try out the “you’ll live to regret this” line on my mom . its also funny to say “quiet you.” to people.

I also want to say: You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

I need to say this at the exact right moment: I’m king of the world!

And if I’m turned down: I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!