give my man a lap dance

Hm. Got drunk and told him about this goal and now he won’t leave it alone. Men.

I’m waiting until he’s forgotten/given up until I do this. Our anniversary is in September, so maybe then. I’m a little nervous because I’m not much of a dancer, but I know he’ll love it.

gotta find a boyfriend tho..

well, he just called me to tell me he was on his way home from work. so, i put on the outfit i was going to wear. Then, i looked in the mirror…. i am way to fat! i hate feeling this way. i just want to be sexy for him, but it is so hard!

I have been practicing with Carmen Electra (her aerobic striptease, lap dance stuff). Tonight will be a good night! I just hope all my plans go smoothly. Wish me luck!

i would really like to do this one day. i think i am scared because i’m worried he’ll think i’m just being silly, but i want him to realize i am serious. BUT…... i need to have some kind of plan. does anyone have any suggestions on even how to start other than sit him in a chair and tell him to watch?