spontaneously combust

.. I want to go out in flames.

I want to blow up. I guess.

I saw this thing on television once where they ‘proved’ that people can’t spontaneously combust. They burnt candles or something, I don’t remember. But the point is, I don’t know if I’ll ever accomplish this. I wonder if doubting the possibility is what gets people to spontaneously combust? The first person to have been found in pieces surrounded by burnt stuff was probably thinking “I will never burn from the inside.” Maybe this is the kind of goal that you just hope for rather than earn.

thought about it, and it just doesn’t sound comfortable.

You never know it might be fun to spontaneously combust, it would scare the crap out of whoever’s with you!!

This is DEFINATELY how I want to go out!

what can i say????
i mean…the products of combustion are water and carbon dioxide right…...so technicily i’m not even alive.

...that makes me…undead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COOL!!!!!!

Ah, when I was a hot-headed young flame, I desired very much to do this. And when it happened, I was fired up with joy. In the heat of the moment I felt aflame and ablaze and no-one could put me out. Literally. It was napalm. Ouch!
Still, I’m a burnt out bright spark now, but with a little kindling could burst back into life.
Wooo!