Start a food fight

One day I’ll do it!

Alot of fun! Did it at school, when someone made fun of my hair. Thankfully my aim was good when I got a handful of mustard in his mohawk! Hilarious and fun!

I’ve always thought a food fight looked like fun but I was too afraid to start one myself.

Oh that would be soooo awesome! I wanna throw a handful of mashed potatoes at someone! And then run like hell….

with french fries and lettace and whatever else I could find. We didn’t get kicked out of the bar but we should’ve. And one of my friends had to go back to work. haha.

and totally inappropriate. I’m down. There is a time and a place for most things. I don’t think there is EVER a time or a place for that?

It was horrible and spectacular at the same time. That was the look on my dear aunts face when she came into the kitchen very near the end of an epic and storied battle between 6 hapless and very remorseful cousins who totaled her kitchen and 2 bushels of strawberrys after a morning of berry picking. What started the berry tossing is still, 35 years after the fact up for debate. Although, somehow I was ruled the initial berry caster, I contend it was all a misunderstanding… This battle from 1972 is still one of the most anticipated conversations at every family reunion and the children and grandchildren all stare mouths agape in wonder that there were any survivors… And of course we know very few people are ever killed from a perfectly aimed strawberry but how clean and spotless Aunt Betty keeps her house and what she must have done to us… Of Course it took about three days to clean everything. The thing that still cracks me up is after about twenty minutes of shrieking she paused to take a breath and in walked her purrfectly persian snow white cat blood red in berry goo jump on to the kitchen table and slide right off the other side.

make sure the person you’re throwing food at has a sense of humor. aim for someone who’s sure to fire back. and not at a fancy restaurant. inconsiderate prick.

it’s fun—but u can get in a lot of trouble….

I don’t really get how I will ever do this considering I sit on the stairs, during lunch at school, with 3 other people. So it would be like a 4 person, lame ass food fight and all I ever eat is tacos and pizza which is hard to start a food fight with. Well one day I guess I will just have to eat in the lunch room and find some mashed potatos to throw at someone.