parody totally inappropriate historical subject matter once a week

so it sucks to lose planets, makes us look week compared to other solar systems. it’s like being a political party that loses seats to independent candidates. good by pluto, you are a communist or a tree hugger or something now, your partisan perks must be much more interesting.

kudos to the artist for sure:

i know also that this is not history, rather current. however, someone has already done the parodying for me, im just sharing.

mmm! thats some tasty surge!!!

as fierce as their reputation in the allied world, they were just people too: this picture proves it.

caption says:

“BLITZKRIEG!!!

when you only stop for kittens”

so I’m looking at this thinking, maybe theses guys weren’t so far off. NO REALLY! take a look here, Philips saw this coming (this is the Philips multi-wing).

who doesn’t see the potential for one bitchin CD holder!? they went that direction anyway, I say kudos!

... whats with the surge anyway. what made me think of this was the Presidential weekly radio address podcast (its good times always: the voice actor is just perfect). The brilliant strategy of the surge will be remembered with such other brilliant tactical strategies as: run-away, run-away… and LETS THROW MONEY AT THE PROBLEM!

NOBODY throws a parade like fascists or despots.

This is unquestionable, and inarguable. as bad as these guys are, not one single other country or organization throws a parade as well as an opressive military regime- its simply never been done. if anyone has evidence to the contrary, i’d be glad to examine it.

seriously, the music, the floats, the military all up and out and about being all loud and flagrant, lol. good parades, it would be interesting to go to a parade in Red Sqaure in 1955 or so.

(and yes, I’m well aware the attached photo has nothing to do with the USSR, im not simple)

eat your hearts out priveledged children. you sissy whining and needless complaining is destroying human innovation and perserverance. this emo thing, is getting pretty lame. i keep hearing about kids being cutters and other such nonsense. granted i don’t understand this behaviour, which may cause me to judge it unfairly, but from an objective point of view, it doesn’t seem all too productive. how about donate some blood so someone can have a surgical procedure etc. or use some knives to make a gourmet meal. just a thought. -and i bet hitler WAS an emo kid.

Here a photo made famous by the great and wise Stephen Colbert… the not so great and wise Kim Jong Il. I am not one for speculation, but there are a few things about the guy that strike me as being off-center for this guy. First off, nice glasses! this guy has spent as much on his movie and cognac collection as he has on his nuclear program. I have to say kudos to him for pulling it off, especially since the world seems particularly timid and reserved in its reaction. Lets all raise a glass to incredible leniency!

for another installment of the innapropriate history parody…
the flavour of the week:

the V-22 Osprey.

I suppose I can see the merit in such a craft, but honestly, helicopters are already reliable and cheap enough, these things aren’t as fast or capable as some of the other short range aircraft that this thing was designed to supplement. Seriously speaking, if people want to have ideas thats cool, but how many people did this thing kill in the test phase to arrive at a semi-safe, moderately useful aircraft platform for production?! V-22 Osprey… BE ASHAMED.

This is innappropriate yes, but thats why we’re here on this one. The war in Grenada is the most piss poor example of military acion in modern history. More medals were awarded during this “conflict” than combatants fought. Truly a stalwart effort by all the Americans concerned, I mean they really put that Army of one shit to use here. Too bad Canadian soldiers dont get a medal every time they finish all their vegetables at dinner when they are stationed in Grenada.