have a dishwasher

i love our new dishwasher.
we’ve only had it a week (as long as we’ve had our new home) but so far so good!

I have a dishwasher, and in 3 easy steps I’ll explain you why having a dishwasher sucks.

1) It doesn’t wash the dishes like you’d want it to. It’s not fun at all when you’re taking out a fork and it has bits of some disgusting looking food on it. And if you’re eating something that sticks to dishes well, you’ll have to wash it yourself anyway.

2) It stinks. Sooner or later you’ll forget about dirty dishes in your dishwasher. Or let’s say you have computer’s memory – a time will come you’ll have to keep dirty dishes because there won’t be enough of them – no one except Richey Rich starts dishwasher because of three plates. And when you open it next time, smell will knock you out of your feet.

3) It costs a lot. It consumes a lot of water and costs too much – unless you have a 7 person family or have huge feasts every other day.

This is horrible. I dislike washing dishes, even if they were all used by me. And today, i promised my mother, that if i will not get a dishwasher when i grow up, i will get mentaly disturbed.