Post Random Thoughts , and Question's, in the Hope That Someone Will Be Able To Answer Them For ME

A couple of weeks back I was at my mother-in-laws and she happened to notice one of my tires was quite low so on the way home I pulled off the highway _{having being called on my cell to be reminded about the tire} to put air in the tire at a small gas station. As I pulled up to the air I noticed a coin deposit for 50cents for AIR!! I was mystified, annoyed and outraged. I had two kids in the car and no small change. I very quickly went to the front door to inquire about the whole money for AIR situation and was told he could activate it from inside and I should just push the coin return button to start it. He quickly agreed it is stupid and that you can “ask for complimentary air” I didn’t ask him if the quality was any less ;) Have you ever seen this anywhere else before. I was half laughing and half cursing about it.

(But perhaps before carving such a Pumpkin as the one above, you should check to make sure all the children in the neighbourhood Are totally illiterate ;)

1) You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

2)If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

3)The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

4)If you get a stomachache, it won’t last 9 months.

5)If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

6)You have less guilt the next morning.

7) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

8) The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some.

9) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

10) It’s O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are.

11) Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

12) If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.

13) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

14) Less guilt the morning after.

And the No. 1 reason why trick a treating is better than sex…......

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! ;)

Now who knew the government had a funny bone?!
(I mean I always thought the government was “Comical” at best, but not in a funny “Ha Ha” kinda way!)
Love it!

“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” -Caryn Leschen

Well I hope only part of this turns out to be true,(the head bit in-case you were wondering), because as of tomorrow morning I will hit the big {{35}} mark! Placing my feet firmly between 30 and 40, and I am hoping it’s not all down hill from here!

(please tell me it’s not all down hill)

_{somebody….. anybody!!}

Perhaps I should keep this quote in mind instead….

“We are all born naked and screaming, and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.” – Unknown

;)

but I’ll ask anyway, where do you go on here to ask a question you want answered? (other than your own page that is ?) as I have somewhere in the past seen it, but now can’t find the link…anybody? Help… please.

Stacey we have GOT to get you a better cage, because this is getting ridiculous!
(Any body out there know what has happened this time around?)

This picture is reason enough for me to NOT wear a thong Bikini this season!! :O

_{Do these strings make me look fat?}

I wanted to try and get in here for at very least a few minute this evening, as I have been sadly lacking in the “Keep Up with the Goings on” around here as of late. As I have been feeling myself on the edge of something for some time now, and felt my feet being pulled out from under me from the storm which has been whirling around me for so long. And for a short time there, it threatened to rip me from my roots at the Eye of the Storm , where I have been diligently stationed for some time now. ( too long in fact.) And at the hight of the howling Hurricane, amongst my worst fears, and uncertainty, I saw Dorthy fly past me , with Toto clutched tightly in her hands, and the wicked witch (looking striking similar to my Mother In-law) , trailing not too far behind …..and I began to wonder what the hell I was up against, and when, if ever, it was going to end?! But things have died down to a dull roar right now, so I thought I would take this opportunity to apologize for not being able to keep up with my correspondences here, as I know there has been so much I have missed as of late. ( Which leads me to think perhaps 100 subs may be more than I can really take right now)...but I love everyone of them,! And can’t bare to say goodbye! As you are all such unique and interesting individuals , and I look forward to reading the posts when I can, even if I am not able to respond on a timely basis.

But I have been thinking of you all, especially the ones whom have been having a particularly difficult time as of late. ( BeeQueen, you and your Aunt have often held my thoughts and prayers to make it through this very trying time). Stacey and Tiger, and the challenges they have recently been facing, MomWoolsey and her adorable babes, Faiths Court date, and Koji’s recovery,(and where in the world is Globetrotter today?! And Red for that matter too!.) TG, Bill, and Lillabelle, and all birthdays I have missed (Benji, Serenity,Chug, Dazzee,And many more I am sure) Rouey and GirlInTheCurl’s graduation, celebrations, heartbreaks, and disappointments, jobs lost, and jobs gained, and wisdom accumulated in between.

gently remind them to never take candy from strangers…;)

And take up jogging.