Alfonzia is bored
1.the smell of rain
2.watching snow
3.wilsie
4.horsies
5.friends
6.family
7.thanksgiving
8.trees in fall
9.cartoons
10.playgrouds
11.kids who say funny things
12.crayons
13.the smell of birthday candles after they’re blown out
14.sunshine
15.thunderstorms
16.bright nail polsih
17.smiling like an idiot
18.having dance parties at red lights
19.laughing until it sounds like nothing and my stomach, cheeks, and bladder hurt
20.blasting classical music with the windows down.
21.putting nylon socks over my shoes on polished floors
22.P.E. class
23.peanut butter cookies
24.flowers
25.embarrassing myself
26.the smell of coffee
27.reading science magazines
28.fingerpaint
29.sillystring
30.soap
31.pictures in national geographic
32.thinking about how amazing the world is
33.rainbow sherbert
34.hiking
35.plain goldfish
36.perfectly still water
37.puddles
38.dinosaurs
39.shiny things
40.getting real letters
42.my pen pal
43.sending people surprise, for no reason, letters
44.leaving notes for people in desks at school
45. when they write back
46.plotting
47.inside jokes
48.hot showers on cold days
49.stories that end in “someday, we’ll laugh about that”
50.the sound scissors make
51.random websites
52.rube goldberg machines
53.pranks
54.science experiments
55.making new friends
56.making fun of weird teachers behind their backs with friends
57.sitting by a fire
58.making someone laugh
59. sledding
60.complimenting people and meaning it
61.getting compliments
62.fortune cookies
64.getting passionately angry
65.debating
66.closing the blinds, blasting music and dancing like a moron
67.remembering dreams when I wake up, especially the funny ones
68.little freeze-dried marshmallows like the one in lucky charms from 7-11
69. the office, kath and kim, snl
70.what happens in vegas
71. blues brothers glasses
72.infomercials
73.costco
74.emailing someone I haven’t talked to in a while
75.emailing someone who I have just spoken to
76.fudge
77.when I get a light bulb and feel like a genius
78.ice cubes
79.chastising strangers that do things that are stupid (like smoking in front of Fred Meyers when they’re prego)
80. All things Portland
81.lame jokes
82.jinxes
83.ribbon
84.kangaroos
85.clouds that are pink and orange and red/ sunsets
86.gum
87.bubble wrap
88.jaw-droppingly being amazed by the skills of awesome people who can do weird circus stunts
89.CHAPSTICK
90. wearing heels
91.fireplace
92.the smell of a barn
93.when people call me a giant nerd
