be promoted to my level of incompetence where I will choke the remaining morale out of my workplace and brown nose my gold plated overlord bosses at every chance I can get all while making my minions toil away for a pittance in their cubicle salt mines.

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Meaning is slippery, but try to only add goals that have nearly identical meanings. For example, "Be fluent in Italian" and "Speak fluent Italian".