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    Untitled 2 years ago

    I hurt mine doing gymnastics (actually we were condition and I fell over. fuck gymnastics.), and stupidly didn’t see a doctor about it because it really didn’t hurt all that bad, and it partly went away. So then I was at the doctor for something else (which was already almost entirely better because I hadn’t been able to get an appointment) and I mentioned the ankle. SHe told me it was sprained and sold me an overpriced brace.

    Fast forward to track season, and I land on it funny a couple times when I’m running, but no big deal. It didn’t really hurt that bad. So then one day after I run the mile my ankle starts hurting for NO REASON. And I keep running on it because I’m stupid. And it gets to the point where I’m limping around being pathetic and then I finally see a podiatrist, and he tells me that when I first hurt it I chipped of a piece of my fucking anterior proboscis or whatever you call it. And I get some pills and he tells me I can go ahead and run, which is cool. So then I’m fine while I’m on the pills, but the first time I try to run without them the ankle dies. So I get some more pills. I’m running a marathon on Sunday.



    my ankle hates me 2 years ago

    I don’t know what I ever did to piss my ankle off, but one day 6 years ago when I was sledding and ran into a tree, it just decided to like… break on me.

    And I had surgery, and got two screws put in. And then we were all like buddies again. Me and my ankle.

    Then, like, 8 months ago I’m all like… “Hey ankle, let’s run a marathon!” and my ankle was like “F*ck you!” and… like, it stepped into a pothole and got twisted and like totally wouldn’t heal for like two months.

    So, I went to the doctor. And the doctor said that one of the screws needed to come out – and he knew just the man to do it – himself. So, the doctor whips out his handy Black and Decker cordless and takes out the screw, and sends me on my way.

    And I was like “Hey ankle, you okay buddy?” and my ankle was like “Go to hell!” and that’s where we are today. I can’t really do anything without my ankle getting all sore.

    Basically, I need to figure out where things went wrong between us… me and my ankle.




     

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