become a warewolf

ok so the other night i almost m-shifted but my mom opened my door and ruined it uggh!!!!!

In Earth’s last defense againest globaly warming, she will correct mankinds mistakes by erupting the Yellowstone super volcano. Releasing clouds of debris in the air blocking the suns rays destroying crops, economical destruction. The world population reduced of man and the wolf shall rise as the dominant species!!! WAhawahahawahahahahaha.
As the Earth cools and most of the debris is cleared, the rise starts in the east and south east and then, It Begins….2012….

I’ve heard stories about werewolves in South Carolina. They scare the shit out of people and thow it at cats.

I am willing to turn anyone that wishes to transform into a mighty beast, we have the most powerful abilties of the mythical world, and humans shun us, so let our kind rise out of the dark hole we live in an take our rightful place. Those who are with me tell me an we well get into contact.

do i become one cuz im just like normal i guess but for a wile i thought i was one…i have super enhanced senses compared to my friends so idk how do i tell if i am one?

Those who wish to become the graceful beasts of myth, I call to you all. I can give you peace and solace in the fact that there are those who have transformed such as I, and I can give you all the gift as well.
The world is changing, an ominous presence lingers over the heavens, its a sign of a change. Truth be told those who wish and deserve the blessed gift of transformation must be reborn now for the earth will soon see its demise. But I will lead an army of champions, and army of lycans to the front as we claim the new world as our own as the scum and corruption of mankind is wiped off the face of the earth.

a “How to become a warewolf for dummies” book anywhere!!!