eat a loaf of bread

I’ve seen so many wierd ones like this, “Eat Bread”, “Eat rice”, breathe, have skin, be born, and all kinds of other odd ones. I see them and it’s like, duh. Of course I have. then there are the cool ones, that most people wouldn’t have done, but I have been fortunate enough to have done, like “live in the fifteenth or sixteenth century.”