Meet Maynard James Keenan

Maynard’s voice is a tonal orgasm.
I adore the man!
I WILL meet him. I don’t care if he’s a jerk or the nicest guy on the planet – he’s my idol.

Plus, he’s dead sexy.*
Lord!

-Heather

he’s changed my life drastically, I’d love to just say hello. If I’m lucky I can get a hug. I hear he’s a jerk so I’ll have to keep it short and sweet. But yes, I must meet Maynard.

i will meet you one day, i absolutly promise. <3

I would love to meet him.
We are years apart and I didn’t catch up to his music til I was sixteen but I’ve been with it ever since. Have 5 albums in the car at all times. Maynard songs on my cell phone. Puscifer, Laterlus, Sober, etc. My fiancee and I saw Tool in concert June 13 2007 in Winston-Salem, NC. Neither of us have been able to get him out of our heads since. If anyone knows a non creepy way to meet him, or if Maynard himself is reading, I would love nothing more than to meet and chill with him/you!

I almost met him 2 years ago at an APC show, tonight I’m going to see TOOL and I will meet him.

such an awesome voice complimented by outstanding lyrics makes him an unbeatable artist. no one comes close to maynard for sure. does that sound gay?