Kidnap an Oompa-Loompa

When they’re humming a tune to themselves in the stockroom, when they’re crawled up asleep at night, when they’re engrossed in the latest episode of Scrubs, when they think they’re all alone. When they least expect it. I’ll be there. I’ll be there and I’ll be waiting.

I have another goal – Own my very own minions

When I kidnap my Oompa-Loompa I will appoint him head minion.
He’ll carry a M16 rifle and smoke a cigar.
Look out Oompa-loompa’s, you’re MINE.