Get Simunt to be more romantic

I suppose I have, well he told me that I have because he wrote that song.

I don’t know, I fail to see how making someone sound like the Courtney Love of House keeping is Romantic, but Hey what would I know?

:)

I have written a rock ballad for Banjo called, “If You Want Me To Be (More Romantic)”.

Oh Banjo
If you want me to be
More romantic then
You have to give me some time
Not be sat on your arse reading novels
Or books about the mentally disabled.

Oh Banjo
If you want me to be
More romantic then
Do a bit of housework
Cause then I wouldn’t have to do it all myself
And I could feel up your boobs and lick your cheek.

Cause Banjo, she doesn’t like to clean,
As for ironing, she just ain’t keen,
She acting just like a lazy queen,
But she’s thirty-odd, damn it, not sixteen.

[guitar solo]

Oh Banjo
If you want me to be
More romantic then
Stop eating garlic with every meal.
I could be romantic if you didn’t smell
like an Italian man in a cheap motel.

he never gets me flowers (with the exception of Valentines day), I don’t remeber when he last booked a table for dinner (I did it last time, in February) and he never leaves me little notes.