start using my finger to trace bad words onto the new "suede" sofas in department stores

I love doing this whenever I’m dragged to go furniture shopping :)

as it was next door to “Uneccessary Electrical Items “r” Us by the Bucketload” out of town megastore I’d gone to look at the TV’s and hunted down the solitary suede item for a bit of Calligraphy Practice.

Khrysten, from work, would not.

It sounds way more fun than any other kind of vandalism!