become a zombie-pirate-vampire-ninja-robot-werewolf-secret agent-jedi-assassin-gangsta with telekinesis and my own talk show co-starring Seth Green

BOSS

zombie- well hell im half dead allready and ive been practicing my zombie walk for years as well as my tolerance for the taste of human flesh
pirate-i wear a red bandana half the time anyways im kinda scurvy
vampire- just need some new teeth and a straw
ninja- i am small quick deadly and all about some honor
secret agent- shit no one looks at me twice i could steal your penis and sell it to the nearest bidder
robot – well this one would be tough but im sure we can shove a cpu somewhere
werewolf- meh i like the full moon and totally love eatin things
jedi well hell ive been trying to raise shit out of swamps for years almost got it down and some of my best friends are wookies
gansta with telekinisis- bitch yall dont know how i roll im a motherfuckin gansta g with telekinsis i can see in yo mind and shit nigga

Zobie: I dont wanna die yet
Pirate: Ill just have to go marry Johnny Depp ^.
Vampire: Aint I a vampire enough by laughing when i watch Sweeney Todd?
Ninja: Hiyaaa! Done
Robot: Domo Origot! Done!
Werewolf: I love the moon im considerate.
Secret Agent: Sorry thats secret info ^.~
Jedi: Well..I was never the biggest Star Wars fan…
Assassin: Ive killed people in my thoughts
Gangsta: I hung out with two for a whole hour, i think a little rubbed off onto me.
Tele: I wish!!!
Talkshow: Done!

hi i joined hahahahah

Hurray! I don’t know what that means! Yay!

just get a clock that ticks within every second and ill tell u how to do it

Plz! Tell me how!

chronokinesis is easy

Okay, so far this is what I’ve done, what I haven’t done, and what I kinda done.

zombie; saving this portion for last…

pirate; I’m already a sexy pirate, so this this one’s finished…

vampire; I may have to omit this one, cuz too much blood gives me gas and makes me bloaty…

ninja; I am always lurking in the shadows, I am the silent killer, I am life, I am death, I am ninja, and I am bored now…

robot; the idea is not to become a soulless machine; it’s just to get metal (rust-proof) plating and lazer guns to blow crap up with…

werewolf; turns out, I may already be a werewolf who just doesn’t know how to shift; but I’m leaving this on here until I know that I can shift, but I need to meditate on this one to make it work…

secret-agent; unfortunately for all my readers out there, this is classified intelligence you’re reading; I’m coming to kill you as you read, but don’t bother hiding, cuz you’ve been bugged…

jedi; I joined the sith instead, cuz the dark-side gets black cloaks, force lightning, and doughnuts in the break room…

assassin; I killed a gas-station attendant once, but it’s okay, he had it coming:)...

gangsta; fashizzle…

telekinesis; I picked upsome tips off a good college party movie, but they haven’t worked out so well; considering giving up TK in favor of chronokinesis instead…

talk show; when I gain a little more notoriety, MTV will give me a show; they’ll air anything…

Seth Green; Seth’s old college butt-buddy nakedsuperman was gonna get me a meeting with the man, but there was an incident involving Greg the Bunny; being a secret-agent, I was the one sent to investigate…

wohoo lol