Live in a van down by the river

I just, I could’nt have picked a hotter time of the year to start this one….sheeeesh! I’m only a couple weeks in so I hav’nt really felt any of the money i’m saving just yet….probably would’nt hurt to have a job.

So I have a van now. I picked up a ‘91 dodge ram 1 ton for 1,000 bucks the other day. Its in pretty good shape compared to some of the others I saw in that price range, although the stickers are out of date. I bought it from another musician, this guy in a metal band here in town. Yes…its all falling into place (Evil Laugh) boo ha ha ha ha ha cough hack cough wheeze hack cough….....gasp

well i have no excuses i just want to live in a van down by the river….then maybe get a sweet job being a motivational speaker for high schools.

I will be living in a van asap…approx. in 1 month. why? In order to save money! For what? Instruments for my bands…and to buy a laundrymat…and then live in that. I need a roland ready strat and a guitar synth. I also need a new bass amp. oh and a set of electric drums. I guess I’ll be in that van for a while.

Enough dreams, what God has for me is way better then being a bum.

As Chris Farley says, you get to eat a steady diet of government cheese.

We had a tent in addition to the van. Fell asleep to the sound of the river every night for a whole summer.