get some 'girl tests' done

I’m not about to die of Delayed Onset Exploding Womb Syndrome. This is a good thing :-p

I’ve been reading up on the plethora of tests and screens that women are supposed to get done every few years, to make sure you’re not getting cervical cancer or Delayed Onset Exploding Womb Syndrome or what-not. I’ve never had any of them done. Time to do something about that.