write out my crazy dreams and publish them

And the one where I:

-live in a castle but only the skanky part of it because I’m too scared of the other ( greater and bigger) part that seems to be haunted. I’m condemned to live in fear in the tiny part with someone who tells me I MUST keep it sparkling clean.

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The one where I
-am a cookie
-am Inspector Derrick
-use electricity to travel via my handbag and I get vacuumed up a massive storm
-have leeches in my heels
-travel down the narrow cave, deep into the ground
-my friend baby sits double headed kids