babybat1524 has more of a psycho mother in law than either of us realized.
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17 months ago
haha :]
awesome <333
def. gotta try this :)
People doing this are also doing these things:
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People like Kevin Federline get to propagate their genes (he has 4 kids) and I can’t seem to find the one woman I need to get to child number one.
Says something about the Darwinian state of the human race. Then again maybe my Father and Maternal Grandfather’s genes shouldn’t be propagated (you have to know them to get why) and so the Universe does have a plan that still doesn’t explain Kevin Federline :) and how these women had not one but two kids with him.
# 24 Nice guys vs jerks
2 years ago
The problem is to get the girl I have to be someone I’m not. She’s worth the transformation but she also deserves the nice guy not the jerk.
# 23 Some interesting shapes in nature
2 years ago
Got the image from this site, check out the rest.
Any thoughts ?
http://www.indianpad.com/funny/33312
“Love is Love; if it feels like love, then no doubt it is love. Simple.”
and I still don't know what it is
# 21 cause people give their credit cards to psychic hotlines without asking the question
2 years ago
Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn’t they already know it?
I guess my grandmother was right when she said we live in an age where cheaters and lyers are apreciated more than the honest. The indians call that Kaal Yugh (dark age). :)
C’est la vie.
# 18 People are too judgemental
2 years ago
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.
“Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked,
“Do you swallow?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.
“Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.
“I swallow! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
