be an eligible bachelor

I must be a pretty eligible bachelor if I get Valentines packages from as far afield as Kansas!

The eligible bachelor has enlarged his capacity for enjoyment of sensual pleasures by attending a whisky tasting evening.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

-Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

I think the eligible bachelor has found a spot to hang out on Wednesday evenings: Huckleberry’s in Magnolia Dell.

It’s a bit lonely out here. Google doesn’t seem to know how one becomes an eligible bachelor.

Does Chuck Norris know?

This seems to be a much more achievable goal than getting a girlfriend.